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March Of Industry: Very Capitalist Factory Simulator Entertainments Pack

Updated: Mar 28, 2020





















































About This Game PLEASE NOTE: This is intentionally a quick play -- by design, you can beat this game in about an hour. If you have some extra time, after you beat the game you can: unlock achievements, search for all the items, easily mod in your own items, try the new game+ mode, go outside, feed the baby, water the plants, realize you don't have a baby, water the plants again, oh god whose baby is this, eat some chili, eat the plants, etc, etc.Step 1: Craft weaponsCreate products by combining the natural resources of our glorious country. Refine those products to make weapons! How about... vodka + exercise machine = Vladimir Putin's gym shorts? Its manly odor is both powerful and deadly.Step 2: Automate your factoryNow that you've figured out how to build one weapon, can you make hundreds of them? Build out your factory for mass production with conveyor belts, barriers, pushers, black holes... wait... why did you put a black hole in the factory?! NoooooStep 3: EXTREME CAPITALISM!Now that we're mass producing weapons, we can sell those off and upgrade the factory to build more profitable (and complex) weapons. Discover new technology phases like Sand Age, Copper Age, Iron Age, and the most advanced technology: Potato Age.Features Craft weapons & create huge factories New Game+ mode Cross-device cloud saving Create your own resources & weapons in the Blueprint DB -- plus share your mods easily with the world via cloud mod sync Full game included, no microtransactions b4d347fde0 Title: March of Industry: Very Capitalist Factory Simulator EntertainmentsGenre: Indie, Simulation, StrategyDeveloper:Archive EntertainmentPublisher:Archive EntertainmentRelease Date: 7 Oct, 2015 March Of Industry: Very Capitalist Factory Simulator Entertainments Pack march of industry very capitalist factory simulator entertainments read an other negative and you will undertsand. Its a short game... And by short I mean they lack more items...They could put more machines like 3 input or even 4, diagonal lines and even more serius items, I mean, internet+vodka=Porn with good writings... Its a good game, I really like they way you construct and made your own efficency producction, but I guess is what you get for 3 bucks.... 7/5 would beat the game in 20 min again...This game just need to have more items of higer price, an auto sell some random perks like stock, more machines and fix the glitches with the items getting stuck everywhere. Then it will be a 2 hours game.... Really, really short game, finished it in 30 minutes. Tried to give it a shot more with the "Workshop" they have, but that really doesnt add much content.. This game needs more content, perhaps like a missions mode or something. Good concept, poorly executed.. I bought the game based on several positive reviews.Level 1 feels like a tutorial for the rest of the game... then Level 2 starts and you realize that it's the exact same thing with two additions:1. A thing you can buy to boost a stat that as far as I can tell has no effect on the game2. one extra item you can use to... I don't know... have more stuff on the screen?Combine this with the music loop you can't turn off and the sound effects which are funny once but not the roughly eight thousand times you hear "That's your opinion man!" to clear an objective and it just makes the game not worth your time or money.I made it to 1.5 hours before I requested a refund and maybe I missed the button in the options labeled "make game fun" but I couldn't find anything here. It's not even that the game is terrible, it's just medeocre.. its forgettable; so much so that I suspect the glowing reviews are not legitimate.. s buggy as ♥♥♥♥,♥♥♥♥♥♥flies everywhere and boxing♥♥♥♥♥♥is a horror. There's ♥♥♥♥ all to make and it's all ♥♥♥♥in' stupid♥♥♥♥♥♥that's impossible to get perpetual mass production with anything more than sand which still ♥♥♥♥s up ahin. Dev's need to sort this♥♥♥♥♥♥out, but I like the theme and concept more than the circlejerk that it became.So, in refute to the overquoted "better-than-potato-ski", here's a bunch of fun facts about potatoes that make them superior to anything in March of Industry:1 - They come out the ♥♥♥♥in' ground outside. You stick one in and you'll get like a hunner back. 2 - After washing all the groundshit off, you can ♥♥♥♥in' eat them. Raw, boiled, grilled, baked, fried, whatever, potatoes are some versatile food♥♥♥♥♥s.3 - They're full of chemical energy; look that♥♥♥♥♥♥up, thermodynamics and♥♥♥♥♥♥ Go wire them up and charge your ♥♥♥♥in' computer.4 - They come in many different shapes and sizes, nothing like this game which has them all look like the bomb I dropped this morning after a day of constipation and bad life choices (like buying this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ game).5 - Did I mention they come out the ♥♥♥♥in' ground?6 - What about the fact ya can ♥♥♥♥in' eat the bastards?7 - They're ♥♥♥♥in' dense ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥s in the hunners so ya can hurl the bastards are your enemies for the dps y0.8 - THEY ♥♥♥♥ING INVENTED A POTATO GUN.9 - ♥♥♥♥in' turn them into actual booze. Mash up and ferment them, distill that and boom, Russian water. Hella more fun and productive than this game.10 - I can get to atleast 10 good points about Earth apples. Get yar notebooks out and see if ya can for this half-baked March of Industry♥♥♥♥♥♥ Y'all need to know how to shake and bake it.Anyways, peace y0. I'm gonna go enjoy some ♥♥♥♥♥ucking potato juice.. Not realy Worth it.The Soviert humor is about the only interesting thing about it.Better play Factorio or http:\/\/www.kongregate.com\/games\/Baldurans\/factory-idle

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